COLOUR CLASH – cycling Denmark’s Bornholm Island

Allinge church

‘That shirt doesn’t fit in here,’ says my wife, ‘It’s repulsive.’ She prides herself on her ability to spot bad taste, mine in particular, and the purple and aqua pattern splashed across my chest is admittedly rather striking. ‘It’s a cycling jersey,’ I counter lamely, ‘It’s supposed to stand out and repel motorists.’

But even I can see that my shirt looks wrong on Bornholm, an island where everything, from each waving wheatfield to every cottage windowsill, seems in perfect visual harmony.

The Danes have gone to a lot of trouble to make this place look good. In Svaneke they’ve even had their water tower architect-designed, by a chap very well known to Australians.

Svaneke crop (red)

Bornholm is where the Danes themselves go to recharge the batteries with beauty, fresh air and country charm. It’s an hour’s train ride from Copenhagen into Sweden, then another hour or so on a sleek catamaran ferry, which we’re pleased to note was built in Western Australia.

‘We’re big on nature, arts and crafts and crazy ways of getting round the island,’ says Kim in the Bornholm Tourist Office. ‘It’s only 30km across and 40km up and down.You can do it on roller blades if you like.’ We pass on that one, and instead choose Bornholm’s most popular means of transport, the rental bike, with a deal which includes getting our luggage shuttled to our accommodation each night. It’s also reassuring to know that in case of rain, fatigue or loss of motivation, we can flag down a local bus to take us and our bikes somewhere dry and comfortable.

Fortunately we never need to resort to that wussy alternative. The weather is fine, the rolling hills manageable and the surroundings extremely beautiful.
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Poppies are sprinkled through the ripening crops, the sea is never far from view and villages are all colour co-ordinated. Paint on Bornholm is apparently only available from a limited colour chart. Cottages are deep russett red or yellow ochre, with black timberwork. Interiors are white. Purple cycling shirts are frowned on.

Smokehouse, Halse (red)
We stop for lunch in the little town of Halse, known for its ‘rogeri’, the smokehouse where herrings are hung out to dry. In the old days, smokehouses may have been smelly, unpleasant workplaces, but now their beachfront locations and characteristic pyramid-shaped chimney stacks make them ideal for conversion into cafes and charming holiday houses.

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The aroma inside the Halse rogeri is irresistible. We order the traditional local delicacy – a whole smoked herring served with heavy rye bread, chopped radish, chives, lettuce and a raw egg yolk. I don’t know the correct etiquette for eating raw egg yolk, so I just pour it over my herring, which does the job very well.

Further up the coast the shoreline is broken by rugged cliffs. Jon’s Chapel is a spectacular rock formation where legend has it that an Irish priest called Jon used to preach to a congregation on the beach below. It’s hard work to get down the steep steps, so Jon’s flock presumably consisted of a little band of devout masochists.

Jon's Chapel, Bornholm (red)

Hammershus Castle, ‘the biggest ruined castle in Northern Europe’, is strategically perched on a headland for maximum photogenic effect. So too is the modern Bornholm Art Museum, all white angles set against sea glimpses. ‘This place looks really stylish,’ says my fashion guru pointedly. I get the message, and pull a dark rain jacket over the offending purple shirt before we go inside.

The museum is superbly designed to let nature in – low windows give us views of forests and fields, and a tiny stream trickles down the treads of the internal staircase. The work of Bornholm’s artists is seriously good, and we particularly like the early 20th century landscapes and the modern ceramics. Stylish indeed.

Gudhjem village, Bornholm (red)

Gudhjem village is also a triumph of art direction. It lures the tourists with a perfect white windmill at the top of the steep hill and a church tower at the bottom. Half-timbered houses are all painted regulation red or yellow and every second building is a craft gallery, glasswork being the speciality. German tourists are arriving by the busload.
We join them for an excellent all-you-can-eat smorgasbord at the smokehouse. Again the major menu item is herring; smoked, double-smoked, pickled, pickled in sugar, pickled in pink sugar, battered, deep fried with onion relish or smothered in yellow mayonnaise. Those who don’t like herring can have salmon (smoked of course).

GudhjemNOTE: Visitors to Gudhjem should be correctly colour-co-ordinated.

Then it’s on to Svaneke and that water tower. We heard it’s now surplus to requirements, but it still stands above the village, a black pyramid on three concrete legs, with an elegant metal staircase winding into its belly. There are no backstage tours, but as water towers go it’s pretty special – it was designed by Jorn Utzon, on his way to do the Sydney Opera House.

Utzon watertower, Svaneke, Bornholm (red)

The following day we roll past wide beaches and back into Ronne, the island’s capital. ‘What’s that smell?’ asks my wife. I consult the guidebook. ‘Ronne was named after the Danish word for rotten and once smelled putrid, due to decomposing seaweed.’

‘Rubbish,’ says my wife, ‘It’s that shirt of yours.You’ve been sweating in it for three days.’ I peel off the lurid purple and slip into something more understated. My wife puts her Gudhjem glass earrings in. Then we blend effortlessly into Ronne’s cobbled back streets. We could almost be mistaken for Bornholmers.

The offending shirtThe offending shirt – this photo mercifully not available in smellorama!

The writer was a guest of the Scandinavian Tourist Board in Australia and Scandinavian Airlines.


Combined train/ferry from Copenhagen to Ronne on Bornholm takes about three hours and costs from DKK248 one way. See
Staying there: Pension Slaegtsgaarden in Allinge, Bornholm offers B&B from DKK300. See For other options see

Further information: Bike hire on Bornholm costs from DKK65 per day, see . For other accommodation and activities on Bornholm see,

First published, Sun-Herald, Sydney


Filed under Art, Cycle touring, Cycling, Travel, Travel- Europe

8 responses to “COLOUR CLASH – cycling Denmark’s Bornholm Island

  1. rus hamilton

    thank you for the story. Last august I rode the Super Brevet Scandinavian which included part of Denmark.
    If you are interested i could send you the story
    regards rus hamilton

    • Thanks Rus, I certainly would be interested in reading your Super Brevet Scandinavian story. I’ve googled it and it sounds like a great ride to do sometime soon (while I still have the knees for it!)

  2. Bornholm is a great place for a couple of days of cycling and I enjoyed reading your recap. what a great picture of Jon’s chapel!

  3. An all around well thought out blog…

  4. Pingback: WEEKLY PHOTO CHALLENGE: Geometry – Bornholm, Denmark | Richard Tulloch's LIFE ON THE ROAD

  5. having just moved to Bornholm, it is chearfull to read your description of our new home-island! If you come along another time, do say hello; we live in the read farm close to the biggest round church! Marianne og Michael

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